Just Rankin’ Sh!t
7 People We’d Like to See as Peloton Instructors, Ranked
Biking with the stars!
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7. DJ Khaled
Miami’s posse cut king hasn’t seen an ab since he met Ab-Soul at a TDE picnic, but who needs muscle definition when homie’s inspirational power is even bigger than his BMI? THEY WANT YOU TO STOP PEDALIN’, FAM!
6. Tiffany Haddish
“Okay, it says here we’re gonna ‘crank up the resistance’ and ‘get out of the saddle for the next two mi’ — wait, what? Nah, forget that. I don’t even like bikes.” Sometimes you just need someone to enable your worst impulses. Hell, at least you showed up.
5. Nick Young
Look, even if Swaggy P has lost 90% of his NBA conditioning, he’s still in better shape than 90% of people will ever be. Plus, the meme potential alone is through the roof — imagine the first time dude loses his way halfway through a Cardio HIIT workout and just stands there, dumbfounded. WORTH THE SUBSCRIPTION FEE.
4. Cardi B
In this case, “BX” stands for “Bike Xertion” — because there’s nothing…
