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7 Most Telltale Signs That You Are a ‘Geriatric Millennial,’ Ranked

This you?

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7. You regularly go to bed (and wake up) early

Let’s be real, you need all the sleep you can get. Sure, you used to pull all-nighters for no reason at all, but these days, you can barely stay up past the first half of Laker games. (Make sure you get your naps in!)

6. Pro athletes look much, much younger than you do

Speaking of professional sports, all of the athletes in your age group are in the twilight of their careers — that is, if they’re even competing at all. Commentators talk about these players like they’re damn dinosaurs, relics from another time. Don’t take it to heart, fam.

5. Acid reflux is the norm

Your body is gonna pay for that order of buffalo wings. Trust.

4. Politics and parenting finds its way into every conversation with friends