Just Rankin’ Sh!t
7 Campaign Slogans Joe Biden and Kamala Harris Should Consider, Ranked
No malarkey!
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7. “Not the other guys!”
This playbook clearly didn’t work in 2016, but there’s something to be said about being the alternative to an aspiring fascist with an exceptional spray tan and bad hair who has regularly failed and embarrassed America for nearly four years — and that’s just counting his time in office.
6. “Ebony & ivory”
Low-hanging fruit? Sure. But it might be good to just call this Democratic integration project what it is! Plus, it offers an excuse to run back Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder’s classic racial-unity-inspiring anthem of the same name for the next month.
5. “Don’t swipe right, swipe left… ish”
The Dems have had a rough time when it comes to attracting nonvoters and those who are undecided. As a result, this presidential ticket has opted to move more toward the political center while remaining nominally to the left. Again, why not call a thing a thing (while taking a poke at the GOP)?
