Just Rankin’ Sh!t
6 Weirdest Non-Pandemic Ways to Die in 2020, Ranked
Cause of death: Not Covid-19 but something much stranger
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1 min readSep 8, 2020
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6. Instagram-related dry-ice incident
Dyin’ for the ’Gram: always in style.
5. Murder hornets
These hornets aren’t your friends. It’s right there in the name — they don’t want your wallet or to set up shop under your roof’s eaves; they want to ice your ass.
4. Falling propane tank
Only Hank Hill wishes he could go out like this.
3. Bubonic plague
It’s back! Websites say not to worry, but did you not hear the words “bubonic” and “plague” in the same sentence?
2. Not-at-all-suspicious nitrous-oxide-filled balloons in a Russian apartment
Pray that the Russian Twitter bots don’t start sending balloons overseas.
1. Five tornadoes at the same time
One tornado is scary; five are just karmic retribution on a cosmic scale. What did you do, bruh?
