JUST RANKIN’ SH!T
6 Vegetarians Who Could Beat That Ass, Ranked
We know: The stereotype is tired. But you still don’t want beef with these green machines.
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6. Christina Applegate
We won’t speculate on how this veteran actress gets down in real life. All we know is that she whooped Will Ferrell’s ass with a TV antenna in Anchorman. Don’t act like you’re not impressed.
5. Chuck D
A legendary rapper who’s spent his whole career fighting the power? It’s probably no coincidence that Mistachuck rhymes with fisticuffs.
4. Erykah Badu
Ya better call Tyrone before you see those hands!
3. Magneto
This comic book antihero’s magnetic superpowers need no validation — but we bet his fellow X-Men mutants are glad that it’s not his psychic rival Professor X who lives a meat-free lifestyle. (Could you imagine? He’d use his telepathic powers literally every five minutes to remind everyone that he’s vegan.)
