Just Rankin’ Sh!t
6 Reasons Fall Is Trash, Ranked
Have fun raking those leaves!
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6. Nobody gives a damn about a 40-degree day
One day, at an earlier job, I was trying to tell my boss about the productive-ass work day I’d just completed. I’ll never forget his response. He leaned toward me and said the following:
“So you got one, huh? That’s good. That’s like a 40-degree day. Ain’t nobody got nothing to say about a 40-degree day. 50? Bring a smile to your face. 60, shit, [redacted] is damn near barbecuing on that motherfucker. Go down to 20, [redacted] get their bitch on. Get their blood complaining. But 40? Nobody give a fuck about 40. Nobody remember 40, and y’all [redacted] is giving me way too many 40-degree days! What the fuck?”
See? Nobody loves 40-degree days. And fall gives way too many 40-degree days. (I really liked that boss. I wonder what happened to him.)
5. The dumb-ass time change
At this point, I don’t know which time change is the right one or wrong one. All I know is when time goes back one hour in the fall, suddenly it’s getting dark before…
