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6 Rappers Who Should Definitely Compete on ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ Ranked
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6. Fast Life Yungstaz
Yes, there are three of them, which kinda fucks up the whole celebrity and professional dancer paired-up format. But to hell with the rules! Let’s just clear the stage for the most important one-hit wonders of the millennium and get a good ol’ swag surf going on national TV one time for the culture.
5. Soulja Boy
The digital rap pioneer planted his flag in hip-hop thanks to the multi-step choreography that snapped and crackled its way to the pop chart’s #1 spot. So of course we’d cape for the “Crank That (Soulja Boy)” creator, who had kids and grown folks alike looking silly as hell pantomiming Superman back in ’06.
4. MC Hammer
Hammertime is forever. Think he still has his genie pants?
3. Megan Thee Stallion
Let’s get a petition started: Bring twerking to Dancing With the Stars, dammit! Ratings would skyrocket, and who better than the owner of hip-hop’s sturdiest…
