Just Rankin’ Sh!t
6 Members of the Justice League Who Are Most Likely Republican, Ranked
More like the Snyder Tax Cut (For the Wealthy), are we right?
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6. Cyborg
Dude is missing half his face, and yet he’s still managed to keep his hairline crispy. As you may know, Black male Republicans are notorious for sporting shape-ups that look like they were trimmed with a spork. Cyborg’s, though, looks like he uses his own lasers to keep his line fresher than a Subway salad.
5. Flash
Barry Allen’s bringing big Bernie Bro vibes: Just a hipster kid hanging out in what’s clearly a Blue State, running around and putting avocados on his toast or something. The GOP potential is very low with this one.
4. Aquaman
On one hand, Aquaman cares about global warming, and there’s nothing more anti-GOP than being an environmentalist, or even generally caring about the future of planet Earth. Then again, he doesn’t believe in free and fair elections, so there’s that.
