Just Rankin’ Sh!t
6 Judges We’d Rather See in the Supreme Court Than Amy Coney Barrett, Ranked
Literally anyone would be better than Trump’s number-one pick
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6. Mike Judge
Sure, he’s a judge in name only, but the creator of King of the Hill and Office Space would keep the mood light by stating his court decisions in a solidly sordid humor built on millennial angst (followed by a Beavis and Butt-Head chuckle). We’ve gotta applaud a guy who double-dipped in Run The Jewels’ discography when soundtracking Silicon Valley — at least he shows some willingness to recognize and validate an angry Black man.
5. Judge Roy Snyder
We don’t quite know what to make of one of The Simpsons’ judges being a Black dude, but shouts to the representation-industrial complex, we guess?
4. Judge Judy
Name a judge who matches the septugenarian aesthetic and second-wave feminist energy of the late Ruth Bader Ginsburg better than Brooklyn’s own Judge Judith Sheindlin. We’ll wait.
