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6 Jobs Trump Will Most Likely Have Next, Ranked
‘Leader of the Proud Boys’ is one hell of a resume builder
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6. CEO of Young Money
Who knows what the hell kind of deal Lil Wayne made with Trump. But now that the rapper has officially been pardoned by his soon-to-be unemployed homie, don’t be surprised if that gesture is repaid in the form of enlistment as head of Weezy’s record label. Seeing Trump dramatically swivel around in a boss’ chair rubbing those tiny little hands together is a special kind of chaos that feels appropriate for 2021. Just wait for the face tats.
5. Commissioner of the Big3
Tunechi isn’t the only rapper the Donald broke bread with while in office. Ice Cube’s Platinum Plan walked so the AARP Plan could soar.
4. Social media strategist
Trump got his ass banned from mass-scale outlets across the ’net, which leaves the door open for a job in content strategy for whatever QAnon forum hasn’t yet been deplatformed.
