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6 Government Secrets Trump Will Most Likely Tweet After His Presidential Term Ends, Ranked
The world’s most reckless Twitter fingers are about to get even more audacious
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6. Whether she’s 5’2” or “fine too”
This mystery has been plaguing the Black community for more than a decade. What the hell was Lloyd actually singing on the chorus of “You”? We need answers. If Trump starts offering up this kind of classified information, we might have to ask Jack Dorsey to let his Twitter account rock.
5. All of the unaired secrets of B613 from ‘Scandal’
Don’t be surprised if Trump offers up the real about Olivia Pope and her fictional secret missions — all to distract from his real-life administrative scandals that are somehow far more shameful and ridiculous.
4. Dr. Dre’s full ‘Detox’ album
Trump is 100% gonna post a link on Datpiff to Dr. Dre’s mysterious, eternally awaited album. Maybe he’ll even roll out his own version of G.O.O.D. Fridays to get…
