Just Rankin’ Sh!t
6 Black Jews Who’d Throw the Best Bar/Bat Mitzvah, Ranked
L’chaim!
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6. Eric Andre
C’mon, you know you’d decline the hell out of this RSVP invite. Considering the shenanigans and intense trolling this dude showcases on The Eric Andre Show, could you imagine how immature he was at the ceremonial age of 13? He’d probably squirt Cheese Whiz on all of the chairs and expose himself to attendees. Wait, what’s that? [Listens in on earpiece] It appears he actually did flash those who attended his bar mitzvah redo in 2017.
5. Daveed Diggs
A Hamilton-themed celebration? Take that as you will.
4. Tiffany Haddish
Before becoming a Hollywood star (of David), this comedy queen’s job was literally turning up at parties, and getting everyone else just as hyped. Her 40th birthday party — which promoted her Black Mitzvah comedy special — pulled out all the stops with a chair dance and Torah on deck.
3. Tracee Ellis Ross
She’s the daughter of music royalty and funny as hell — of course her bat mitzvah would be…
