Just Rankin’ Sh!t
5 Twitter Features We Actually Want, Ranked
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5. An “edit” button
Like waiting for Jesus to come back, or the Jewish homies leaving a glass out for Elijah, the ability to edit posted tweets has been the Twitterati’s messianic dream for years. Imagine actually fixing typos instead of the copy-paste goofiness we’ve got going now. Would it enable plea-copping and gaslighting on a grand scale? Maybe, but just slap them with an “edited” tag — because these sausage fingers aren’t about to get any less clumsy.
4. Close friends
If you’ve been on Twitter for any length of time you know one thing is for certain: It’s full of horny little birdies. But most are also neurotic (and employed) enough to keep that shit under wraps in public. Instead of forcing people into alt accounts, just give us a “Close Friends” tab so we can keep it freak and still discreet.
3. Bookmarks
The “Likes” tab has absolutely no means of letting us distinguish between news stories, thirst traps, or funny gifs. With the new “did you read this?” suggestion pop-up in…
