Just Rankin’ Sh!t
5 Things Tim Scott Won’t Stop Trying to Bring to the Cookout, Ranked
If we let you come, you gotta promise not to bring any of these. Deal?
5. His famous “post-racism ratatouille”
“Is there a lingering effect after a couple of centuries of racism and discrimination in this nation?” you asked rhetorically on Face the Nation this weekend. “The answer is absolutely.” Great that you’re acknowledging racism and all, Senator, but that “after” is doing a looooot of work here.
4. A vat filled with mayonnaise
“Everyone loves a little extra,” you kept saying, plunking a metal spoon into it like you weren’t violating a cardinal rule of food safety as thoroughly as your continued allegiance to the GOP violates reason.
3. Trump steaks
We get it: You voted with Big Don about 91% of the time — significantly more than your voting record would have predicted. But if you don’t get those pale, flabby porterhouses away from our grill…
2. Brie
Mmmm, soft cheese sitting in the sun for three hours!
