Just Rankin’ Sh!t
5 Things That Are Actually Fraud, Ranked
It ain’t these mail-in ballots
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5. That “blessing loom” your auntie keeps asking you to join
It’s not a pyramid scheme — just a financial “opportunity” that requires you to pay an entry fee and recruit some friends to do the same so that you can all exponentially grow your money over and over and over. Nothing suspicious here.
4. Flat-tummy tea
We’ve all seen an Instagram influencer touting the wonders of this miracle weight-loss solution that requires no actual physical exercise. Just add water! (Spoiler: You won’t lose your midsection, but you will literally lose your shit after drinking this stuff.)
3. Miss Cleo
The only thing more fraudulent than her psychic readings was the phony patois she’d speak on television infomercials. That’s what me thought!
2. Donald Trump’s tan
Unless this guy has been lapping the sun on Air Force One, the only plausible explanation for his personal shade of apricot is regularly dispersed in a heavy mist.
1. Fyre Festival
One of the greatest scams of the social media influencer generation was also one of the most epic fails. Where’s Ja?!
