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5 Things Our Kids Could Be Doing Instead of Remote Learning, Ranked
It’s time to start thinking outside the box
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5. Hunting and/or gathering
Look, this is what our preindustrial society was built on. Kids went to school for a few months, and then they’d spend the rest of the year plowing land, harvesting crops, and hunting boar, word to Oregon Trail. Plus, they’ve got TikTok now — we’re pretty sure they can figure out how to kill, skin, and butcher a wild rabbit.
4. Minecraft-ing our way out of this
We grew up on video games that let you rip people’s heads and spinal columns off their bodies. Now kids have video games that make them… smarter? Or at least not as dumb as our generation became? One of those games is Minecraft. Have you seen this shit? They create whole cities with functioning municipal governments and defunded police and everything. Just let the kids play Minecraft for eight hours every day and they’ll figure all this shit out.
