Just Rankin’ Sh!t
5 Student Loan Forgiveness Plans President Biden Might Actually Consider, Ranked
We are once again asking for some damn relief!
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2 min readFeb 18, 2021
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5. Extra Bed Bath & Beyond coupons in the mail
It may not get Sallie Mae off your back, but at least you can have her over for dinner, thanks to a sweet 20% off one of those air fryers you’ve been eyeing! Cut costs and calories.
4. Free access to Donald Trump’s forthcoming MasterClass on debt management
That deficit’s not going anywhere — might as well learn how to avoid it from the best of the best.
3. 50,000 dogecoins for every American
So crippling; much financial ruin. As of press time, one unit of this meme crypto would run you about $0.05, which means you better put those diamond hands together, pray Elon is right, and ride this coin to the moon. One dollar, here we come! #dogecoin #dogearmy #dogecoinarmy
