Just Rankin’ Sh!t
5 Reasons Thanksgiving Is a Trash Holiday, Ranked
Gratitude is great. All this other stuff? Not so much.
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5. Bad Detroit football
We’re sick of watching the Lions. It’s one of the day’s worst traditions, and yet, no one can actually tell us why it still exists. We don’t need some inspirational origin story about the Fords or about large felines trapping turkeys in their maw while roaming the Serengeti; all we ask is that you try a little bit, NFL. Doing something awful just because we’ve always done it this way is just — oh, wait, never mind, that’s the NFL’s whole shit. Carry on.
4. Political conversations with family at dinner
Your uncle is always liable to say some thoughtless shit — about Trump, Biden, Black-on-Black crime, about the cranberry sauce propaganda proliferating around these times — but what makes this so annoying is that he believes absolutely none of it. He’s only there to get a rise out of us. AND IT WORKS EVERY TIME.
