Just Rankin’ Sh!t
5 Reasons Spring Is Trash, Ranked
Is it summer yet?
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5. Gemini SZN
The end of spring coincides with the most infamous of zodiac signs getting its time in the sun. At least one LEVEL editor vehemently opposes the characterization of Geminis being shifty and two-faced; as for the rest of you, hope you look forward to celebrating and ushering in another class of Kanye Wests and Amy Schumers every year.
4. The return of bugs
We’re not talking about the bunny. After a few months of winter’s cold and darkness, you almost forget about the existence of these pests — mosquitoes, houseflies, wasps. Yet every year, without fail, they return, buzzing around your earlobes and annoying the hell out of you. Pass the swatter.
3. Spring breakers
The movie was bad enough. Before remote learning took over, this time of the year was a pain in the neck for parents, who’d have to deal with a week of grade-school-aged kids in the house. It’s a nightmare for those of us living in basically any city with a beach, as raucous college students show their asses and act a damn fool in the…
