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5 People in the Room Less Racist Than Donald Trump
Last night’s debate featured what was maybe the president’s biggest lie of the past four years
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2 min readOct 23, 2020
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5. The cameraman who wears New Balance because—well, you know
It’s not that he hates exploitative labor practices or attractive sneakers, it’s just that White men really need something to call their own.
4. The woman in the third row who once touched her coworker’s hair and said, “Oh, fun!”
And she still doesn’t understand why Kim so got upset. IT WAS A COMPLIMENT, KIM.
3. The retiree taking tickets who never stopped saying “Rap music? More like CRAP music!”
What happened to singing? What happened to emotion? Now it’s all a-hubba-hubba-[terrible sputtering sound].
