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5 Other Celebrities Who Should Have Their Own McDonald’s Burger, Ranked
Travis Scott was only the beginning. It’s not flame broiled, but it’s lit!
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5. Larry David
There’s no mystery to this value meal: Palestinian chicken and the hottest coffee you can manage. If a paragon of mass production can satisfy a guy like Larry — who already had a subpar deli sandwich named after him — then even the pickiest eater can curb their lack of enthusiasm.
4. Kanye West
It’s not just a burger, fam, it’s a paradigm shift. (Well, it’s a Filet-O-Fish, obviously, but there are only like 17 of them total and they’re really, really expensive — especially once they hit StockX and you find yourself blowing your rent money on a shriveled-ass sandwich just to stunt.)
3. Pusha T
Not only did King Push literally write the chain’s “I’m Lovin’ It” jingle, but he rapped on the extended version, too. And who else can claim to have served millions and millions before they even picked up a mic?
