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5 Most Effective Ways to Avoid Election Day Angst, Ranked
We’re all gonna need a good distraction
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5. Write a letter to the One Who Got Away
Emotions are running high this week. What better time to sip some vino while channeling your inner Future? “Hey babe, it’s been a long time. We living in a crazy moment, and I was just thinking about how crazy in love we used to be. This presidential election got me wanting to campaign in yo’ DMs for what we had. Can I count on your vote?”
4. Play video games
Listen, Nintendo doesn’t need any more of our coins this year. But the game nerds were truly onto something: Plugging into different worlds hardly gets old. Your fingers might not be as nimble as they were during the arcade days, but best believe the homies can still get this work in Street Fighter or NBA Jam. A shot of tequila for every “Boomshakalaka!”
3. Watch The Green Mile
If you’re gonna be miserable for like four hours, at least let there be some real Black boy magic involved.
