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4 People Trump Is Most Likely to Pardon, Ranked
His term may be coming to an end — don’t be surprised if he grants clemency to these high-profile figures before leaving office
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4. C-Murder
Louisiana is a Republican stronghold, but with the way swing states are swinging this election season, Donald Trump may want to galvanize his supporters. There’s still time before Election Day to overturn the sketchy-ass murder case of this No Limit soldier from N’awlins. Predictably, in the press statement, Trump would affirm that the clemency proves he’s “down for my African Americans.”
3. Martin Shkreli
Trump once called the notorious pharma-bro a “spoiled brat,” which is saying a hell of a lot given his entire family tree. But still, Shkreli shares The Donald’s business skeeviness and even endorsed him during his 2016 election campaign. We all know Trump looks out for the Wall Street types, so we’re sure he’s not above forgiving a little multimillion-dollar fraud case.
