JUST RANKIN’ SH!T
10 Rappers Who Should’ve Been Professional Wrestlers, Ranked
From laying raps down to SmackDown — who gives it to ya Raw?
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10. Dr. Dre
The brolic L.A. king spends most of his time in either the studio or the gym. As the strong-and-silent heavy in a psychedelic bruiser stable, he’d be fucking terrifying.
9. Joe Budden
A master instigator, Joe makes it very easy to hate him while making it perfectly clear he doesn’t really want the smoke. Perfect heel manager shit. (Cry your Hart out, Jimmy.)
8. Lupe Fiasco
While Lupe Fiasco went from pensive lyricist with a skateboard in his Goyard bag to straight-up Twitterlectual, he’s always been a martial arts head. Scroll his timelines to catch him slicing up melons with katanas or firing off a few rounds into the heads of poor dummies. In the WWE, he’d be a smart, melanated, version of “The Lethal Weapon” Steve Blackman — kick, pushing his way to victory. Cue the lasers.